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1. #How to install linux on a dead badger skin#
2. #How to install linux on a dead badger software#
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4. #How to install linux on a dead badger mac#

This distro was designed by German software engineers who contributed to the SuSE project before they started up Twisted Faces Software in Jamaica. VüDü is the preferred Linux distribution for badgers and related species (see Step 1). Step 6: Install your badger's operating system.

#How to install linux on a dead badger skin#

Antenna may also be installed by cutting the badger's back skin open, but requires post-installation stitchery to restore structural integrity this method is recommended for licensed taxidermists only. Antenna must lie as flat as possible along the spine, or security will be suboptimal. Then shove the antenna down the badger's back under the hide. To install antenna, make a small incision with the pocketknife at the nape of the badger's neck. Each Duppy card/antenna system is uniquely coded so that a properly installed system will allow only the original user to run the badger. Insecure badgers may be hacked by anyone with a compatible card and badger bits.

Badgers may be run without security antennas, but this is not recommended. Step 5: Install Duppy card security antenna (included with card) in badger. Install card into Airport slot by unlatching the small white tabs at the top of the keyboard, lifting keyboard assembly off (being careful of the wires), and inserting card into slot. Open and place a small amount of hair and blood from the badger in the compartment, then close the cover, being careful not to let stray hairs stick out of the compartment. The card has a hinged lid and a clear cover over what looks like a small, shallow ivory box. Further notes below apply only to Duppy card installation on the test iBook used.

#How to install linux on a dead badger mac#

Duppy cards work best if you're using a Mac with an Airport slot response on the external SpiritInTheSky adapter may be sluggish. Step 4: Insert Duppy card or attach external SpiritInTheSky adapter. Follow all installation instructions carefully, including addenda in the readme.txt file.Īll cyberspiritual controllers should be compatible with either Duppy cards or SpiritInTheSky adapters. This test was conducted with a copy of FleshGolem downloaded from the Apple site's utilities section. Step 3: Obtain a copy of FleshGolem or other cyberspiritual controller program. It is highly recommended that you wash the carcass with a suitable flea-killing shampoo. Brain and spinal cord damage is likely to interfere with the Linux installation and render any successfully-installed system unstable, as well as voiding all explicit and implicit warranties according to the laws of any and every state, country, or alternate dimension, present or future.Īs a precaution against infection, wear latex gloves at all times when handling your dead badger. Dead badgers do not heal, and a badger with broken legs will display limited mobility. Step 2: Once you have obtained a dead badger, check it carefully for structural damage, particularly in the spine, skull, and legs. Other animals of family Mustelidae can be used in place of a badger, but an adapter may be required. Specimens from zoos are ideal, but suitable badgers can be found as roadkill along highways in many parts of North America, the British Isles, continental Europe, Asia, and parts of Africa. The following test installation was conducted on the concrete floor of the garage of a detached single-story house, on unconsecrated ground, using a 400MHz clamshell iBook, and began shortly after local sunset. Running water and a large sink or washtub One (1) fluid ounce of flea-killing shampoo such as Ecto-Soothe or Mycodex One (1) gallon of holy water (Bless! brand exorcise water is ideal) in a silver or silver-plated bucket

Minimum 3' x 3' (1m x 1m) fireproof surface, in secure, ventilated area VüDü Linux (available from Twisted Faces Software) One (1) Duppy card (available in CardBus and PCI models) or SpiritInTheSky external adapter (available in ethernet and USB models)

#How to install linux on a dead badger free#

USB, Ethernet, or a free slot for wireless networking card One (1) screwdriver, flathead, to install Duppy card (see item 4.

So if you really want to earn your wizard hat, just read the following instructions, and soon your friends will think you're slick as caffeinated soap. But nothing earns you geek points like installing Linux on a dead badger. Let's face it: any script kiddie with a pair of pliers can put Red Hat on a Compaq, his mom's toaster, or even the family dog.